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Episode 1: How similar is Vladimir Putin to Jesus?

Is Putin Really a Good Christian? A Closer Look
Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, says he’s a strong Christian and wants to protect Christian values. But if we compare what he does to what Jesus taught, some things don’t add up. It’s like saying you love pizza but then refusing to eat it!

Let’s investigate:

  1. Jesus was all about peace. Putin started a war.
    Jesus taught us to love our enemies and turn the other cheek. But Putin invaded Ukraine, causing lots of fighting and suffering. That’s the opposite of what Jesus would do!
  2. Jesus said to love everyone. Putin demonizes his opponents.
    Jesus said to love our neighbors, even if they’re different from us. But Putin calls his enemies “evil” and “satanic” to make people hate them. That’s not how Christians are supposed to act.
  3. Jesus valued truth. Putin spreads lies.
    Jesus always told the truth. But Putin’s government uses propaganda and fake news to trick people and hide what they’re really doing. That’s dishonest and goes against what Jesus taught.

So, what’s the deal?

It seems like Putin is using religion as a tool to get people on his side, not because he truly believes in Jesus’ teachings. He’s twisting Christianity to make his actions seem okay, even when they’re not.

What can we learn from this?

We should always be careful about leaders who use religion to justify violence or bad behavior. True Christians follow Jesus’ example of peace, love, and honesty – not war, hate, and lies. Don’t be fooled by fancy words. Pay attention to what people actually do!

Episode 2: The Russian Videos Targeting Joe Biden

Fake News Alert! Russia Tries to Trick US Voters Again
Ever seen a video online that seemed too crazy to be true? Well, sometimes those videos are made on purpose to trick you, especially during elections. That’s what’s happening right now with a video going around that says the US is secretly trying to help President Biden win.

This video shows a woman claiming to be a Ukrainian whistleblower who says she worked at a secret troll farm paid by the CIA to spread bad stuff about Biden’s opponent. But guess what? It’s all made up!

Experts say this video is fake news created by Russia, the same country that tried to mess with our elections before. They’re trying to cause trouble and make people fight with each other.

Here’s why we know it’s fake:

The woman in the video doesn’t exist! Her voice was created using a computer, kind of like a really good robot voice.

The CIA says they had nothing to do with it. They’re actually really angry that Russia is trying to blame them.

The video is only being shared on websites known for spreading lies and conspiracy theories.

So, why is Russia doing this?

Well, they don’t like America being strong, and they want to make us look bad so we get down in the mud with them and act just as bad as they do. They also want to cause confusion and make it harder for us to trust our own government.

What can you do?

Don’t believe everything you see online! Check where the video came from. Does it come from a trustworthy news source, or does it seem fishy? Talk to your teachers or parents if you’re not sure.

Remember, you have the power to spot fake news and stop it from spreading. By being smart and careful, you can help protect our elections and keep our democracy strong!

Bashar al-Assad: Lisping Puppet of Russia

Bashar al-Assad recently gave a speech where he denied the Holocaust as well as promoted the idea that Jewish people in Israel are “Khazars”. Widely also reported was Assad’s claim that the US had enabled the Nazis.

Western editorial reactions to the speech primarily focused on Assad’s Holocaust denialism, and the denialism of the ethnicity of Israeli Jews via the Khazar conspiracy theory — and therefore a denial of the Israeli people’s Biblical right to Israel.

However, my primary reactions to the speech were to note Assad’s clear invocation of Russia’s cult of WW2 and ideology of victory as well as continued  parrotting of Russian nationalist ideas within a ‘narrative warfare’ context in general.

Another strong takeaway I had was that despite his argumentation that his narrative was the truth, Assad seems to feel that this war for “truth” does not necessarily correspond  to the true and the false. In this sense, that is much like the historical antisemitism which is represented by people who believe in forgeries like The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion despite all evidence they are inauthentic documents.

I imagined how funny it must have sounded when he said it:

….whoever winth the truth… Of courthe, the truth, regardleth of whether it is real or falthe, ith the one who winth the war and the battle.” – Bashar al-Assad (sloppy lisp emphasis added by the author)

Muppet Bashar al-Assad : Thupreme Leader of Thyria (AI generated)

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Don’t Buy the ‘Chinese Meat’ of Chekist Disinformation

The position of my blog has generally been oriented towards viewing Russia as a rogue and China as a peer – such that they respectively merit foreign relations approaches weighted towards war and diplomacy. Despite this, the informational evidence shows that the idea of an inevitable “Thucydides Trap” between China and the US has been exacerbated by Russian disinformation and active measures. Now it seems many very fine people on both sides are eating a similar tainted “Chinese meat” of disinformation sourced from Russian intelligence which will lead to Chinese-US hostility if carried to a logical conclusion.

A long time to go and a fallacy from far away (Approved for Chinese and US audiences)

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Rhetoric: Michael Avenatti is a Laughable, Privileged White Man who Should be Ashamed. Women Deserve Better.

Michael Avenatti is now having to deflect considerable criticism from both Democrats and Republicans that his actions around his representation of Julie Swetnick indirectly aided Brett Kavanaugh’s eventual ascendancy to the Supreme Court. While Avenatti has stood steadfastly by Swetnick, she has generally been eviscerated under public scrutiny. It is suggested that Avenatti’s actions in recklessly representing the flawed Swetnick and trying to grab the political spotlight for himself resulted in taking focus off of the more credible claims of Christine Blasey Ford and Deborah Ramirez, allowing Republicans to focus on the ‘straw man’ of Swetnick’s weak character as a public figure. It seems in this case, that his tactics of social shaming rhetoric have backfired, perhaps permanently damaging his political standing.

Michael Avenatti – Shamecrow : Master of the Social Fear of Shame

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From ‘Under Siege’ to Overweight: Fact Shaming Russian Dupe Steven Seagal

In case you missed the big news, Steven Seagal ‘defected’ from the US to Russia several years ago and was granted citizenship by Presidential decree of Vladimir Putin. In August 2018, Seagal has just been named by Putin as Russia’s special representative” on “humanitarian” efforts in the “culture, public, and youth exchanges” with the USA. Today, I am going to make fun of him for being a fat dupe of Russia.

Steven Seagal : Fu Man Chump

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